Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

Willy Dabbing

To wipe your excess pee from your wet willy using a tissue or toilet role after urinating.

Oh my wee cheeky face, I have wiped my willy. Thanks Richard, glad you have started using the Willy Dabbing Technique!

by Beter Pussey April 21, 2009

Prada-Willy syndrome

A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.

Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html

"I think my luck's in there, mate."
"No chance. She's got Prada-Willy syndrome, she has."

by Cheesewhiff July 21, 2008

triple willy

When you're getting a blow job, right before you cum you stick both index fingers in your mouth and give her two wet willies in the ears making her back off because shes suprised and then you cum in her face

Dusty, you asshole!, you gave Hannah the triple willy?!

by Dirty Dusty November 10, 2006

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

by Chris Davids April 29, 2007

Willy chung

a very noobish noob who thinks he can beat Paul Kim

That dude is such a willy chung

by 1337.PsychoticIdiot January 13, 2005

Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011