wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Good Wood

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Worm Wood

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

by WWJ September 28, 2008

Wood Nymph

A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.

by $$$$$G-Money$$$$$ November 26, 2010

balsa wood

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

by themacal December 3, 2006

Wood daver

A wood daver once made at summer camp by me and strong sad is a pinecone stuffed with peanut butter then rolled in bird seed then hung up and used as a bird feeder.

thank you yes I am an ex-summer-camping loser

We were supposed to make a wood daver in arts and crafts today but insead I went to the lake and made out with Bobby.

by 80.Bug January 15, 2004

duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010