visit the neighbour

Meaning the neighbour of the vagina ... referring to anal sex.

Friend1: "Did you bang her!?" Visit the neighbour."
Friend2: "Ya man."

by CBCB June 1, 2006

Vistaize

The process of having someone from the IT department upgrade your PC to the Vista OS.

IT stopped by this morning to Vistaize my laptop, is yours done yet?

by LGA1961 February 9, 2009

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Visual Tease

A male or female who appears attractive from a distance, but is actually very ugly when seen close up.
Also see: Monet, block away, twenty footer

I might have to put a restraining order on Heather so I can keep thinking she looks good. Damn, shes such a visual tease.

by tija326 July 8, 2010

Vista Moment

When you do or make something really bad so people need a upgrade then you turn around and make or do something better for more money

Guy 1: "Het whats up with your TV"
Guy 2: "IDK I just upgraded and it stoped working"
Guy 1: "I bet you will need a new one now"
Guy 2: "I know"
Guy 1: "They just pulled a Vista Moment on you"

by jpod93 July 24, 2010

visp

ready and attentive

Today, my dog seems more visp than usual

by scaraman January 8, 2012

Visual Sin

Noun

An item that is so ugly its an affront to God, Allah, etc.

sometimes visual sin can simply be an action see example 2

"Ugh that car is a Visual Sin"

"you are committing visual sin with those pants you know"

by Eviance August 1, 2012