Everyone and their uncle

Old saying inferring that a shitload of people are doing something or are somewhere.

1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)

by Zac p March 19, 2008

unclean

A sick, disgusting person.

He is such an unclean

by anonymous March 12, 2003

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010

Uncle Spinny Dirvish

Any obsolete item or toy dating at least 25 years prior to present day

dude i found this weird ass uncle spinny dirvish in my grandpa's attic!

by highflyer? July 20, 2011

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 11, 2012