Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019

Twimp

The most gay gamer and best buddy a buddy could ever have. Is definitely gay or into plantinit. Also really into dogs like Will buddy says.

Amazing for his ability to love the homophobic lashings of Ecorat and Will buddy.

He worries for Will buddy's homo soul
Twimp is the most homosexual dude ever.

by Twimp December 22, 2019

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

Twoop

The act of sitting on the toilet while participating in social media (e.g. Twitter).

Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.

Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.

by doc7string February 8, 2020

Trompy

A genital of someone that is throbbing or can be used as an insult

Jake: she’s got one hell of a trompy pussy
Lola: you’re a trompy fat ass bitch Vanessa!!!!

by Poopy mama May 6, 2020

Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it

They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*

by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020

Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 6, 2020