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Cowboy Twister

The act of a sex partner taking a condom (preferably a magnum, the kinds I use) and putting it in the shape of a lasso. After doing so they lasso it on to the dick and squeeze.
Omg dude Maranda gave the worst Cowboy Twister last night, my dick was blue.
by Dragon_eyez3 March 3, 2009
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Twitter

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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twitter

(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 25, 2010
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twitter

1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by rivitoz June 2, 2009
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Twittersphere

The total universe of Twitter users and their habits. Also called the "Twitosphere," statistics for the Twittersphere include data such as which days of the week have the heaviest Twitter traffic, and the approximate number of followers Twitter users have.
The Twittersphere is abuzz with news of Michael Jackson's death
by GriffinR November 22, 2010
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Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.
Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"
by Robodonkey October 17, 2011
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Titty Twister

The name of a vampire truck stop in all of the Dusk To Dawn movies.
Girlfriend: "What's the name of the actor who plays that ugly Indian bartender of the Titty Twister".

Me: (Entralled by the topless dancers) Huh?
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
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