twining

to twine 1. a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them 2. To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.

"Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope"

by Pippa from up north April 3, 2007

twilight

a piece of shit! Completely ruins the reputation of vampires because they do NOT sparkle and they aren't complete scrawny fags that watch girls while they sleep because they miss not being able to sleep for themselves.

I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!

"omg edward cullen is so hot I'm in love twilight is so awesome"
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

by nap3 May 1, 2010

Twirling

When a female is showing out to be noticed. Also can be negatively denoted to a fast easy woman

Girl was twirling hard last night

by HARdmeatBURriedWELL May 27, 2018

twilight

A story that many of my friends are obsessed with.

Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:

Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.

-Have you read twilight?
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!

by DFWMB January 2, 2009

twilight books

(concerning the book series)its a book series that fat, dumb,gross freshman girls read, very gay book series, and the movie was like playing leap-frog with unicorns, loserish gay girls with no friends read these books, and its a trend that is building. Please stop this second wave of harry potter esque reading,

Guy 1- hey i heard julie wanted to hang out this weekend whatcha think john?

Guy 2- nooo way fuck tht - she reads those twilight books, shes a loser outcast FREAK

by Ryan Clarko January 20, 2009

Twilight Stoned

That moment after having absorbed enough of a hallucinogenic drug into the body that it causes one to enter a spatio-temporal realm known as the Twilight Zone Dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind; moving into a land of both shadow and substance, a land of things and ideas.

Some experiences are good, some are bad.

Not to be confused with Scary Door Stoned

Jamal: Dude I feel like we've been walking in circles for the past half hour. I've seen that pattern of trees five times already and the path just keeps going...

David: dude relax, you're just Twilight Stoned. Let's get you home, there's cookies!

Jamal: Yay!

by George Oxford September 2, 2011

Twilight

a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you.

jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.

and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?




all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.

kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever

twilight fans:
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*

by _-julianne-_ January 7, 2009