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a piece of shit! Completely ruins the reputation of vampires because they do NOT sparkle and they aren't complete scrawny fags that watch girls while they sleep because they miss not being able to sleep for themselves.

I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!
"omg edward cullen is so hot I'm in love twilight is so awesome"
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
by nap3 April 20, 2010
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