Torcher

someone that doesnt follow the criteria of being a good human being.

That's not how you walk, you torcher!

by kd;f;dfijfo;eife[r July 15, 2017

Face Toucher

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

by ciapel January 31, 2014

put to the torch

To burn down a structure or set of structures, up to the size of a city, usually in the context of plunder, loot, and war.

When the Crusaders captured Muslim land, they looted them, and mosques were put to the torch.

When Muslims captured Catholic land, they looted them and churches were put to the torch.

by KFbY May 14, 2011

Toronto Tiki Torch

When you give a woman a tiki torch and then put it out with a hockey stick.

She wanted a tiki torch but she was from Canada so I had to so the Toronto Tiki Torch

by duffyism May 24, 2017

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

Touche

pronounced like douche--one who is a tool and douch combined

I can't stand that dude, he's such a touche.

by Mama Mac March 26, 2009