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the big one

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It's the one people always talk about, the mythical/legendary big one. why isn't it already defined?
Refers to anything big, a big piece of food, a big sex organ, a big butt, or anything else that is big.
Hah! He bit the big one!
by wichita March 17, 2008
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the last one

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the "last one" is typically the last of a group of friends to have sexual intercourse. the "last one" typically gets teased and harassed about this, especially when the quiet asian that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. the "last one" will usually take his frustration out on other people and objects, such as xbox controllers. the "last one's" only game occurs when playing HALO 2. however, his reign of triumph will soon end as his sexually-experienced friends get better.
the "last one": dude, you suck, i just rocketed your ass (in HALO 2)

player 2: dude, your the "last one"...
by hahahahahahaha May 13, 2005
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The Wholesome One

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1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
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The creepy one

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The ugly one in the corner of the room staring at you, or walking behind you... , you at you though the window when you dont know. Nothing like the shy one

No-one likes y.. i mean the creepy one
"The creepy ones staring at you"
"Dont look they'll come over"
by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020
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The loud one

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The loudest man on Earth with an IQ lower than Beetlejuice. He loves to meet females of all ages, and craves their genitalia. Although commonly referred to as Griff, he loves to be called the loud one, especially during gay interracial anal sex.
"Hey, did you hear about the loud one?"
"That Griff dude? His cock totally stinks!"
"Yeah man, that's him!"
by anonymous March 19, 2021
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The Middle One

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Alone... He always seems to end up alone... While he tends to always be in the MIDDLE of everything, surrounded by everybody... He always feels alone. First, his father left him and his mother to start a family of his own, which ended up being his half brothers; Dolphina and Nalu. Next, he thought he found the love of his life, which ended up being taken right from his hands... By none other than his half brother DOLPHINA. Nothing ever seems to go his way. Things won't ever get better... or will they?
"You know... You and I have a lot in common." - The Middle One
by Line Bri October 8, 2021
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The capital one special

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When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet
The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals
by kendoobious May 22, 2022
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