yo grandma snoozing

way to insult your homies dead grandma in a nice matter.

Guy 1: ay your new fade looks ass
Guy 2: man shut up, that's why yo grandma snoozing

by Archiea December 13, 2021

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grandpa your grandma

To have sexual relations with another person’s Grandmother (usually leading to criminal sexual assault charges).

Andriy: Yo u tryna get fucked up today? Cop some valid shit
Eugene: yea aight how bout I grandpa your grandma?
Nick: niggas gonna grandpa your grandma…

by John Baione June 6, 2022

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Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

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Visit from grandma

When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.

My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.

by Guilty7 October 6, 2017

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grandma's nanner smasher

The fat butt of a GILF

man: daaaamn jamal i need some of grandma's nanner smasher before that old bitch passes

jamal: ill fucking kill you dude

by schizomode July 15, 2022

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A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009

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