Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.

"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."

by Drakesens1 April 23, 2014

clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter

Make me a clean blake please

by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020

cleaning the cob

Giving a blowjob

I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

clean press

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...

Oh, great... Bobby is cleaning the refridgerator again.

by Starkgarean June 5, 2018

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011