When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
A slutty girl that wears a red Santa hat along with a short red and white skirt and high black boots.
by TygerGal December 10, 2009
A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.
John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!
Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!
Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!
by InnerBeautyShows97 December 02, 2013
Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 02, 2011
by Needsanotherturn June 07, 2019
To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.
by Pooploverforever January 31, 2019
When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
by erferfin February 12, 2022