The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.

by localpirate November 1, 2014

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

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Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022

Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

cave hawk

light weight turd

dropping off a cave hawk

by rock hardstool June 2, 2017

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

below-hawk

The strip of hair that usually reaches from the bottom of the pectorials to the pubic hair region on males, that can sometimes be formed to look like a long mohawk on the stomach.

"when i lifted up his shirt he had a total below-hawk goin' on...sexy."

by jen-tastic August 17, 2009

Stephen Hawking

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Alex: did you hear the news about Stephen Hawking?

Harry: rip

by jayhrod26 March 17, 2018