Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.

Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.

by Laydee K May 16, 2011

Prehistoric Text

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Textlation

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.

I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.

by Sheski April 19, 2010

textual relationship

A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.

Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?

Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.

by Billdo. April 2, 2007

texas douche

Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.

"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."

by NickFL June 28, 2008

text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012

Frisco Texas

Frisco is the gayest city in Texas. It's a bunch of privileged bitches who think they have an ass and think they are cool because they know how to woah. All the bitches think they're the shit because they listen to Migos. They are a bunch of dumb fucks who vape because they think the juul is cool . Uber drivers are confused as fuck because they pick up frisco bitches at 2 am and take them to Allen or Plano where the bitches go fuck random dudes and then call it rape so they can sue them and get more money to buy fucking mango pods. Every bitch pussy smell like a fish and all anyone cares about is having clout. The guys all run trains like Thomas and everyone there cheats on each other. Every bitch dresses like a fucking skank. All the Frisco schools are gay asf. And every bitch thinks they're cool because they "confronted sOmeOne foR tAlkIng sHiT." They suck at making tik toks like shut up hoe. and stop fucking screaming "PERIODTTTT."

dude where do you live ?

I live in frisco texas
what the fuck go make a tik tok you bitch

by yeadude111 May 2, 2019