Taste Test

to eat a girl out, or go down on her

She gave me some slurp slurp so i figured it was only right to give a lil taste test.

by Andy Work October 24, 2005

tess

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. she always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her, but she got through it. the best person in the world. she’s also got a small waist and big ass. she really is the most incredible person everrrr🥰😋

1: “she’s beautiful and kind and smart”

2: you definitely have a tess on your hands ;)

by i am one sexy mofo October 23, 2019

dip test

When you're making out with someone and you discretely put your fingers in the target area and then secretly smell your fingers to see if it's safe to go "down there."

I was making out with this chick and before I went down there, I did a dip test. Man, was I glad I did, because it was NOT safe to go down there. The dip test SAVED me.

by boilingover December 9, 2008

Breathe Easy Test

The breathe easy test is when you have a girl lay on top of you and if you cant breathe easy, she's a fattie

"Yeah braddah, I gave her the breathe easy test, and I just about died, so she's much too big for me, you can have her"

by Captain Matador II January 9, 2010

Tessie

Originally a broadway tune written in the early 1900s, became the fight song of the Boston Red Sox. It has recently been modernized by the Dropkick Murphys, it can be heard in the movie Fever Pitch and video game MVP Baseball 2005.

2, 3, 4 Tessie, 'nuff said McGreevey shouted, we're not here to mess around; Boston, you know we love you madly hear the crowd roar to your sound!

by OttSens4life April 10, 2005

test

A process for testing things

This is a test message

by tester June 7, 2004

tess

shes the smallest person in highschool. but shes the most gorgeous person you will ever meet. shes good at school except maths.

tess is gorgeous and has the best smile

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 17, 2019