Linus Tech Tips

When you drop something mostly if it is expensive
often refered to as LTT

oh I linus Tech Tips this RTX 2080 ti
oh sorry man, i LTT'd your Phone

by NurMu March 16, 2020

Sydney Tech

70% Asians, 20% Indians, 9.9% FULLY HEKTIK CUZINZ, 0.1% whites.

Australia is Sydney Tech.

by PotatoTheEnglishMan May 4, 2015

ITT Tech

ITT Tech is an "accelerated" college which seems to accept anyone that can pass its admission test. You can get all the answers wrong and still be allowed to join. It's only called accelerated because you attend school twice a week and give you a crap load of endless reading to do. Consider it daylight robbery since it costs 20k a year to attend and you spend 80% of the "school work" at home. Majority of the students are old doods or ugly girls. A typical day includes 90 minutes of a teacher talking endlessly with the aid of a projector, then a break in which you can't really do anything in the short amount of time, then 90 minutes of doing some sort of work. Then you get another ridiculously short break and afterwards 45 minutes of equally boring teacher lecture. Most of the stuff you learn you end up forgetting when the next quarter is over. You can't even keep a steady job because each quarter you get new class days and if they conflict, too bad, you're never able to get your class schedule changed.

ITT Tech student: omfg why are we even here in class if all you do is give us 3209841209 pages of reading!! ITT Tech frickin sucks!

by chibi-usa tsukino October 12, 2009

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017

norwich tech

a school full of white ass hicks

damn, that hick must got to norwich tech.

by norwichtechkid October 24, 2019

Warren Tech

A school plagued by white asf Hicks and Hillbillies who blast their country music on speakers as they roam the halls and think owning a big ass truck makes up for their tiny ass dick (and it doesn’t). (Relatively sure half of them are inbred). But don’t worry, that’s not all here at Tech! There’s also plenty of white bitches who believe they can fight and spend their parents money on juul pods and booze. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, there is a legit orgy group at this school. There is little to no connection in this fucking brick prison of a school, and half the teachers are whacked out as fuck. But if you need to take a break from it all, feel free to hit the the juul room.

“Hey man, I’m thinking about applying to Warren Tech, do you think I should?”
“Warren Tech? Fuck no! That school is full of inbred hillbillies.”

by Horton_Hears_A_Jew November 8, 2019