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Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."
Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!
by Capybara1 August 22, 2021
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Afro-teased

When white women who watch too many R&B music videos on TV and believe black men are loving, and affectionate men like they portray themselves to be in their music videos.
Mudshark 1: Did you hear how Karen was treated like a ho by Da'Quan?

Mudshark 2: I heard all about it! She was Afro-teased!
by Strogg78 January 14, 2022
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Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009
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slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.
She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.
by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015
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tease

A girl named Brittney is a huge tease
I teasedmadd kids last night
by krazyronaldo March 12, 2005
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brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"
Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...
by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008
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Cock tease

She traced the outline of my penis with her forefinger, but went no further. What a cock tease!
by axzamxa November 25, 2011
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