by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
by Saminman October 21, 2018

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
by Crazycox April 21, 2022

by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022
