Definitions by Crazycox

Marine Tampon 

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours

I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…

Marine Tampon by Crazycox April 21, 2022

Desk Mullet 

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!

I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.

Desk Mullet by Crazycox August 13, 2016