A person, usually of the female gender, that read the popular novel, Twilight, Post-Twilight the movie.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
The Black Plauge.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
by An Angry Twilight Elder January 7, 2009
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A product or group that is inplausible in every form but gains media success through Female veiwers of age variety 13-15 because:
a.The male protaganists/leaders have a hairstyle that is 99% hairspray.
b.The male protaganist/leader rarely wears any upper clothing.
c.The male protaganist(s)/leader is in musical activity that includes recycled song premises and electric guitars.
This can also be reffered to as TMS.
A product or group that is inplausible in every form but gains media success through Female veiwers of age variety 13-15 because:
a.The male protaganists/leaders have a hairstyle that is 99% hairspray.
b.The male protaganist/leader rarely wears any upper clothing.
c.The male protaganist(s)/leader is in musical activity that includes recycled song premises and electric guitars.
This can also be reffered to as TMS.
Twilight Movie Syndrome has given talentless faggots voice editing devices and fame through fangirl fucktards who get pissed off if you do not refer to the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus as gods.
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-Noun
1. A Disney Hannah Montana Monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.
2. A series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.
3. Cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.
4. Robert Pattinson whose acting resembles a retarded giraffe with PMS.
5. Instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. The next day you wake up and realize you've been rapped in the mind.
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1. A Disney Hannah Montana Monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.
2. A series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.
3. Cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.
4. Robert Pattinson whose acting resembles a retarded giraffe with PMS.
5. Instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. The next day you wake up and realize you've been rapped in the mind.
by Staticash April 23, 2009
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This has happened because the friends-that-are-girls of this man have become completely addicted to everything and anything that has to do with the movie "Twilight". These friends may wear articles of black or dark blue clothing that say completely stupid phrases like, "Your scent is like a drug to me", "I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go", or, "You are my life now". The Twilight Victim has no idea what significance these phrases have, and most Twilight Victims haven't even seen the movie. They learn to hate the parts of the movie that the girls mention most. The girls only mention certain parts to the Twilight Victim, the parts that the girl knows will piss off the guy the most.
The friends are also characterized by:
1) Comparing the way people look to Edward Cullen and Isabella Who-Gives-A-Shit
2) Threatening to "Cut you up and burn you", if you don't "Get in the sunlight and sparkle"
3) Getting mad at ME for wearing sexy sunglasses, then yelling at me that I need to take them off and give them back to Edward Cullen
4) Having an obsession with red apples
5) Dropping red apples on their foot and trying to make it pop back into their hand
6) For some reason, they like really old rusty beat-up red pickup trucks
7) Love cloudy/rainy days
8) Like to bite
9) Carrying around glitter to throw on guys
10) Have an Edward Cullen poster that, suspiciously, has make-up all over Edward's face
These friends basically ruin the Twilight Victim's (also known as Twictim) life because they never shut the fuck up about retarded things, like how gorgeous Edward Cullen is, even though he looks like a freak.
A Twictim also has many good defensive arguments as to why Twilight is bullshit. Some of these may include, but are not limited to:
1) Men don't sparkle
2) Apples don't bounce
3) Men don't sparkle
4) The only way to kill a vampire is to DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH IT'S HEART!!
5) Men honestly don't sparkle. They just don't
6) Twilight has NO plotline. It is a series of events happening between two not-so-good looking people. And one of those people sucks blood
7) The entire Cullen family looks like they're made of wax. What is attractive about that?
8) My sunglasses are NOT Edward Cullen's
9) They don't fly. They jump/glide/float. Do you see them flapping their wings? No. Do you know why? Because they're not really vampires, and they don't have wings like vampires are supposed to have!!!
10) And finally, men DO NOT sparkle. No. Never will. Never. I'm sorry
Twictims sometimes lash out against these girls by writing things such as, "Edward Cullen sucks" and "Twilight sucks". Sometimes he may even go as far as destroying the girls handwritten fan fiction, which may consist of simply drawn naked pictures of Edward Cullen sitting on the girl's lap. It is enough to make anyone cry.
PLEASE HELP THE CAUSE:
Twictimism is a horrible disease that ravages millions of innocent teenage boys every year. Whenever you see a Twilight DVD, break it. If you see a poster, burn it. Slap girls when they speak of Twilight. Twictimism is a curable disease, but we need your help.
This has happened because the friends-that-are-girls of this man have become completely addicted to everything and anything that has to do with the movie "Twilight". These friends may wear articles of black or dark blue clothing that say completely stupid phrases like, "Your scent is like a drug to me", "I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go", or, "You are my life now". The Twilight Victim has no idea what significance these phrases have, and most Twilight Victims haven't even seen the movie. They learn to hate the parts of the movie that the girls mention most. The girls only mention certain parts to the Twilight Victim, the parts that the girl knows will piss off the guy the most.
The friends are also characterized by:
1) Comparing the way people look to Edward Cullen and Isabella Who-Gives-A-Shit
2) Threatening to "Cut you up and burn you", if you don't "Get in the sunlight and sparkle"
3) Getting mad at ME for wearing sexy sunglasses, then yelling at me that I need to take them off and give them back to Edward Cullen
4) Having an obsession with red apples
5) Dropping red apples on their foot and trying to make it pop back into their hand
6) For some reason, they like really old rusty beat-up red pickup trucks
7) Love cloudy/rainy days
8) Like to bite
9) Carrying around glitter to throw on guys
10) Have an Edward Cullen poster that, suspiciously, has make-up all over Edward's face
These friends basically ruin the Twilight Victim's (also known as Twictim) life because they never shut the fuck up about retarded things, like how gorgeous Edward Cullen is, even though he looks like a freak.
A Twictim also has many good defensive arguments as to why Twilight is bullshit. Some of these may include, but are not limited to:
1) Men don't sparkle
2) Apples don't bounce
3) Men don't sparkle
4) The only way to kill a vampire is to DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH IT'S HEART!!
5) Men honestly don't sparkle. They just don't
6) Twilight has NO plotline. It is a series of events happening between two not-so-good looking people. And one of those people sucks blood
7) The entire Cullen family looks like they're made of wax. What is attractive about that?
8) My sunglasses are NOT Edward Cullen's
9) They don't fly. They jump/glide/float. Do you see them flapping their wings? No. Do you know why? Because they're not really vampires, and they don't have wings like vampires are supposed to have!!!
10) And finally, men DO NOT sparkle. No. Never will. Never. I'm sorry
Twictims sometimes lash out against these girls by writing things such as, "Edward Cullen sucks" and "Twilight sucks". Sometimes he may even go as far as destroying the girls handwritten fan fiction, which may consist of simply drawn naked pictures of Edward Cullen sitting on the girl's lap. It is enough to make anyone cry.
PLEASE HELP THE CAUSE:
Twictimism is a horrible disease that ravages millions of innocent teenage boys every year. Whenever you see a Twilight DVD, break it. If you see a poster, burn it. Slap girls when they speak of Twilight. Twictimism is a curable disease, but we need your help.
My Twihard Friend: "Hey, what's up?"
Me(Twilight Victim): "Nothin' much. It's sunny out today."
Twihard: "I know...I hate it."
Me: "Yah, I'd hate it too if I was wearing a jet black shirt like that."
Twihard: "Well, that's not why I hate today. It's too sunny. It's not vampire weather. It's hardly ever sunny in Forks."
Me: "Forks? Where the hell is that!? And what does that shirt say...? 'Your scent is like a drug to me.' What's that supposed to mean?"
Twihard: "Exactly what it says."
Me: "You smell like a drug? Wait..." *sniffs the Twihard* "Gross! It SMELLS like you've been wearing that shirt for a month!"
Twihard: *sigh* "That's cus I have. I love this shirt."
Me: "Gross! I can't hang around with you anymore, I'm sorry. I just can't take this Twihard thing. Do you realize how stupid that movie is!?"
Twihard: "Yes, yes, you've explained it several times. But I don't care what you think. Twilight is the best thing to ever happen, you just haven't come to the light yet."
Me: "And I hope to God I never will. Anyways, bye. It was nice knowing you."
Twihard: "Hey, take off Edward's glasses!"
The Twictim in this situation has just lost one of his friends, thereby dropping a piece of his social life. This may continue, bit by bit, until his life has been ravaged by Twictimism
Me(Twilight Victim): "Nothin' much. It's sunny out today."
Twihard: "I know...I hate it."
Me: "Yah, I'd hate it too if I was wearing a jet black shirt like that."
Twihard: "Well, that's not why I hate today. It's too sunny. It's not vampire weather. It's hardly ever sunny in Forks."
Me: "Forks? Where the hell is that!? And what does that shirt say...? 'Your scent is like a drug to me.' What's that supposed to mean?"
Twihard: "Exactly what it says."
Me: "You smell like a drug? Wait..." *sniffs the Twihard* "Gross! It SMELLS like you've been wearing that shirt for a month!"
Twihard: *sigh* "That's cus I have. I love this shirt."
Me: "Gross! I can't hang around with you anymore, I'm sorry. I just can't take this Twihard thing. Do you realize how stupid that movie is!?"
Twihard: "Yes, yes, you've explained it several times. But I don't care what you think. Twilight is the best thing to ever happen, you just haven't come to the light yet."
Me: "And I hope to God I never will. Anyways, bye. It was nice knowing you."
Twihard: "Hey, take off Edward's glasses!"
The Twictim in this situation has just lost one of his friends, thereby dropping a piece of his social life. This may continue, bit by bit, until his life has been ravaged by Twictimism
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First guy, "Dude! "My girl has lost her mind. She expects way too much and complains about how she wants me to be more like "Edward."
Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."
Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."
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