Tea Party

Acronym for Taxed Enough Already. Loose references to the Boston Tea Party of 1773 where citizens revolted against Great Britain over taxation without representation.

The gathering of conservatives, particularly on April 15 2009, to protest "wasteful government spending" aka "allowing tax money to go to anyone who isn't white, male, and protestant or lives in a house ran by one."

Common misconceptions of participators (teabagers) is that they are protesting taxation without representation. In actuality, they are whining about paying taxes and allowing the money to go where it always has (supporting America). And taxpayers are represented by those they elect into the House of Representatives, Senate, and the White House.

What!? My tax dollars are going to help the unemployed?

Nope, let them eat cake, and we'll through a tea party.

What!? My tax dollars are going to an under privileged school?

Nope, no education for those poor bastards on my money. Tea party.

What!? My rich, white, protestant ass is paying more taxes than those poor niggers, spics, and homos!?

Fuck them, tea party time.

Tea Party by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on 

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.

Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on by Shyantha February 5, 2007

Tea Sis 

The prime source of tea spilling; the person you go to for all that boiling hot tea

“Hey do you know why mark and erica broke up?”

“Ask the tea sis”

Tea Sis by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

Tea-Bag 

In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level.

"You see me tea-bag that noob after I shot him in the back of the head? What a dumbass."

Tea-Bag by DerUberMatten May 11, 2008

tea bag party 

when a bunch of americans, predominantly republicans, get together to bash the Obama administration, the government's apparent intent to brainwash all americans, and tax the US into poverty.

These are normally funded by wealthy republicans

dude!! some crazy shit went down at the tea bag party those rich guys put on at the town hall last night,

some guy was convinced the new Digital TV receivers were actually brainwashing machines..

tea bag party by twinny22 October 28, 2009

Tea Bagging 

1. Beverage: The act of dipping a tea bag in and out of hot water in a cup.

2. Sexual Act: The act of dipping balls in and out of another's mouth.

3. Surfing Term: The act of some clueless wanna-be-surfer, sitting out on the swells, but where the conditions are too shit to break actual waves, hence the wanna-be-surfer just bobs up and down on his board on the swells, pretending to wait for a wave to come and surf... but never actually does.

1. "Claire darling, I think the Earl Grey is strong enough... stop tea bagging or we'll miss the Queen's speech!"

2. "Hey I know I've just met you, but I just love Tea Bagging... can we give it a go? I've scrubbed my balls...promise!"

3. 1st surfy chick: "Wow he's a hot surfer!"
2nd surfy chick: "Oh come on! He's not a surfer! Everyone knows he's just out there tea bagging"
1st surfy chick: "Oh Really? Fuck that... let's find a real dude!"

Tea Bagging by sassyzen May 12, 2009