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Acronym for Taxed Enough Already. Loose references to the Boston Tea Party of 1773 where citizens revolted against Great Britain over taxation without representation.

The gathering of conservatives, particularly on April 15 2009, to protest "wasteful government spending" aka "allowing tax money to go to anyone who isn't white, male, and protestant or lives in a house ran by one."

Common misconceptions of participators (teabagers) is that they are protesting taxation without representation. In actuality, they are whining about paying taxes and allowing the money to go where it always has (supporting America). And taxpayers are represented by those they elect into the House of Representatives, Senate, and the White House.
What!? My tax dollars are going to help the unemployed?

Nope, let them eat cake, and we'll through a tea party.

What!? My tax dollars are going to an under privileged school?

Nope, no education for those poor bastards on my money. Tea party.

What!? My rich, white, protestant ass is paying more taxes than those poor niggers, spics, and homos!?

Fuck them, tea party time.
by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

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A former wife. Did not take marriage vows seriously. Probably was emotionally detatched or cheating for months or years, all the while leaving their blissfully ignorant husbands thinking that everything is fine. Will usually do that for their monetary or social benifit. More than likely dropped the divorce bomb on their husband before he saw it comming, like a nuke in the night.

Will gain overwhelming sympathy from all mutual friends and her family, making the husband seem like the bad guy. Will get custody of the children 9 out 10 of the times, even if she can't afford to support them...but that's ok, because the "justice" system will make sure that you support her like your still married, but she'll be sucking off another guy in the place you payed for.

Won't let your kids stay with you for more than 48 hours if you live more than 2 blocks away from her. Will do her duty to leak your secrets to all her friends, family, and every guy she sleeps with.
I'm an ex wife. I'm justified in breaking your heart into a trillion peices because your not the man I married. Sure, I can gain weight, nag, cheat, and not have sex with you for months at a time, but damn it, your still suppose to be the same way you were on the day we got married...

...oh well, where my check at?
by Dirty Jacksons March 27, 2009

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One of, if not the wackest rappers in music. Tough talker at 5'6" and 125lbs soaking wet. Has the same rhyme flow in every song he's ever recorded.

Raps about the real thug life of his older brother BG

Is a shame of his educated background in favor of his autistic sounding alter ego.

Makes love raps like Ja Rule while degrading the gullable females (and males) that buy his albums.

An overall disgrace to hiphop, men, and black people as a race.
If you see a rapper who talks like massa just let him know he was free last weekend in one interview, then talk like he just graduated from Harvard in the next, it was Plies
by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

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The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.
USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.
by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

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