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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.
Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking
by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025
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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.
His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.
by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026
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Ninja Stroking

An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.
I was Ninja stroking my shit in the Destiny 2 Discord LFG when doing Vault of Glass.
by GoonerMan69 March 2, 2026
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Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.
I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.
by Half-Garf May 1, 2025
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