[Spencer]

A short, annoying guy who is great at videos games, but has poor social skills, yet is a nerd. But still has a good heart when it comes down to it.

"Hey, did you see that Spencer? He's ranked, like, 20 on Halo 3!"

"But never had a girlfriend..."

"Ahh, so true."

by Grace-Kun March 12, 2009

Serpent

A slang term for a female between the ages of 18 - 28; more specifically a college female that has slutty and dishonest tendencies. It is generally believed that this term is derived from the Old Testament story between the association of Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden. Males can alert fellow males of the presence of a serpent by hissing to eachother.

We should hit up that party, Bobby said there will be a lot of freshman serpents there.

Stephanie is the exemplary serpent.

by GumDropG May 12, 2011

spencerport

Suburb of Rochester New York. Located about 10 miles of down town Rochester.

Yo that fly DJ Hyp is the ruler of Spencerport. He has all the honeies wantin his fine ass, and all the homie wantin to be him.

by Big D April 30, 2006

Spencer

A literal square.

Involved in Geometry Club, Algebra Club, PreCalc Club, Calc Club, Too Turnt 4 Skool Club, STEM Club, Math Club, and Trigonometry Club

Most likely a blockhead and always right

Teacher: Okay today class we're measuring the angles of polygons. Tell me the measure of this Spencer.
Students: 90 degrees

by catuhpilluh March 20, 2015

Dirty Spencer

bending over a woman and rubbing her bush

Becky was so hairy, I couldn't resist giving her a dirty spencer

by finn the hunan April 12, 2020

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by Greg June 28, 2004

spend a car

Euphemism for spending a large amount of money on something. A relatively large expense.

'Those are your options, but if you want to spend a car on it...' or 'Thanks, but I don't want to spend a car on it'.

by mixmage March 21, 2006