soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021

soft brick

Your phone becomes nearly impossible to use, slower, less functional, and is usually because of a virus or various malware.

Jessie's phone was soft bricked last night.

by Z Man Thing May 22, 2016

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

soft style

A severely desperate act of making sexual intercourse happen with a soft dick.

Hey sweetie I lost my Cialis, let's just try it soft style.

by Bangerben July 6, 2015