sober cobra

A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls

"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."

by asapjack September 21, 2014

Soberist

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017

Siderailing

Performing oral sex by not putting the penis inside the mouth, but rather licking it's whole length from the side.

Getting siderailed (siderailing) by two chick simultaneously - twice the pleasure.

by 911tracks September 18, 2018

right-sider

A label used at the University of Southern Maine to describe someone who has the personality of a gopher. This term comes from the fact that many of these people sit on the right side of the cafeteria. Many freshman start their school career on this side, but as the years go by their numbers dwindle. This might be due lack of focus or motivation.

joe(a right-sider): hey! where'd pete go?

by centrist2 November 20, 2010

top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

Sobering

Sobering is a person(Female) who literally acts like she is the coolest person because she has admin and power to control people and she has sent nudes so she wouldn't lose rank if she admin abused, she likes to tell death threats to people like saying, "End your life" Etc. This person cannot be trusted and she be erased from the world for wasting our oxygen.

Sobering enters Smite to someone about to win a duel and its against the person she likes

by TheExposingPerson December 2, 2017

California Sober

When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.

She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.

by Mahalien January 26, 2022