Salkremen

The Excretion of any bodily fluid or solid

"Ah, dude he totally just Salkremened that shit........onto the coats."

by Bob Swallow January 15, 2006

slacker dack

The "Slacker Dack" is a combination of slacker and dack which is a lazy dick person.

-Someone with the lowest social standing, such that commoners may pee on them with impunity. One social level below serfs, untouchables, and freshmen.
-A useless peon who is acting like a dick
-Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.

Nicholas: Can I do math problems with you Morten?
Morten: No slacker dack, make you own

by MPthe2 November 10, 2007

shalkert

origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.

shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!

by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers

Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!

by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009

slackbox

Someone who is extremely lazy and procrastinates like no other.

Kyle: "Man, I have so much work to do"
Steven: "Dude, if you weren't such a slackbox you would have done your work earlier when it was due."

by kiliokooooo December 3, 2009

slackertary

A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.

Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.

by XJC December 14, 2009