Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020

simp

shae minahan

‘damn he’s such a simp!’
‘what’s a simp?’

‘you know shae minahan? yeah that’s a fucking simp!’

by juicycockbiter March 8, 2020

Simp

A man/boy who puts a woman/girl as #1 priority and will do almost anything for them, such as donating them money or attacking YouTube Channels and/or Twitch

"Hey dude, You are such a simp. I don't think I want to be your friend anymore."

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table

Vinny is a simp

by Simpcity February 10, 2020

Simp

A word that made twitch staff cry, cuz they're a bunch of spoiled little fuckers

someone in stream: Simp
Twitch Staff: AAÆEEEEEEEEE

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022