The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

by pbogg April 2, 2011

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sacred sluts

being a slut who attends a catholic school, especially if the school is Scared Heart

DAMN! those sacred sluts are FINE!

by Dan February 27, 2005

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A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003

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scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009

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Scaredabit

adj To be worried and unsure about something. 3 parts nervous, 1 part scared.

"Why don't you just call her man?"
"I'm scaredabit..."

by Chad Dagenais December 14, 2003

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Scaredayrn

its based of scare darn a word to explane somthing awesome or sweet like i won 1mill dollar : SCAREDAYRN

i just won 100 million dollars and a supper hot chick: SCARDAYRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scaredayrn best word to the USA

by CJXEROXD April 21, 2011

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Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

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