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Rangers Football Club

A football club supported by racists and biggots. They will never beat Celtic and will never win the league.
Person 1: Have you heard of Rangers Football Club?
Person 2: No, but I have heard of Celtic ;)
by yeeetskrrrtmofo August 10, 2018
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Rangers

The most successful football club in the world... FACT!!!

Won more leauge titles than any other football team in the world

52 and counting!!!
We are rangers super rangers, no one likes us we dont care, we hate celtic, feenian bastards we will chase them anywhere
by scottmcdee July 26, 2009
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rangers

One of the main glasgow football teams. Has a large sectarianism problem- many fans are protestant compared to the rival team celtic where many fans are catholic which causes friction between the supporters. There is usually alot of violence and Rangers-Celtic (old firm) matches are the worst.
by tashaaa June 3, 2007
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Rangers

One of the oldest and greatest teams in the NHL. The best fans of the NHL are ranger fans hands down. This team has also had its share of the leagues best including yet not limited to Wayne Gretzky(99), Mark Messier(11), Rod Gilbert(7), Eddie Giacomin(1), Mike Richter(35).
1. Man, the Rangers wont stop shutting out my team. It must be that they have extreme skill and some of the best players in the NHL.
2. Damn! That ranger fan broke a beer bottle over my head just because I wore an Islander jearsey.
3. The rangers are home of some of the greates goalies ever, like Eddie Giacomin and Mike Richter.
4. Potvin suck, gtfo and beat your wife.
by John12345 April 7, 2007
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Lone Ranger

The person at the bank who arranges loans.
We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.
by Owen Cash December 8, 2006
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forest ranger

See muff diver.

One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.
Person 1: So let me get this straight, Amy and Katie did -what- last night?
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.
by Espiria September 1, 2008
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Ford Ranger Raptor

Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.
Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?

Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰

Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩

....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁

Chick; What the fuck did you say ?

Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...

Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !

Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨

Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?

Bloke; Ah nope 😓

Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔

Bloke; ah nope 😪

Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬

Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....

Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.

Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫
by Youdontownaraptoritsaranger February 11, 2019
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