Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Pizza Ranch

A pizza restaurant in Nebraska

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO

by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019

Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022