pizza with ranch

Sounds gross but is actually amazing

Hey, have you ever tried pizza with ranch?
No sounds gross
Try it it’s really good.

by Yeah_thatskindacool September 18, 2020

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 7, 2018

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022