pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016

diddy pudding

It is a term in which we call my red point siamese cat.

Diddy Pudding, that bastard, ate the chicken on the counter.

by Diddy Pudding June 5, 2018

Pudding Drain

To ejaculate in a man and/or women's mouth and force them to swallow whatever succeeds to go in.

John pulled off a pudding drain on Sarah last night.

by One.Zesty.Lemon October 6, 2018

Jam Pudding

When you're having intercourse with a woman on her period, you then proceed to pull out, place penis in her mouth, and allow her to suck all the blood off of it.

"aww mate, she loved her Jam Pudding last night."

by jampudding May 5, 2016

Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

pudding pussy

Swampy,sweaty pussy

It's so hot outside that she has pudding pussy

by Jdogg January 8, 2017