fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.

Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.

fub puckers by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

Toronto Puck 

The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.

Baby, we should try the Toronto Puck tonight, eh?

Toronto Puck by YahBoiSkinnyPencil August 5, 2019

Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks

girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard

Pizza Pucks by stup:)d March 18, 2020

Mud Pucker 

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

Mud Pucker by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

Hockuss Puckuss

When you get repeatedly hit over the head with a hockey stick to the point of concussion.

“Did you hear about Tammie getting admitted to A&E last night?” “Yeah she was repeated struck until concussion with a hockey stick.”

“Hockuss Puckuss”

Hockuss Puckuss by UpTheBarlow July 13, 2020

pussy picky 

When someone only likes a specific type of pussy. Either only small lips or only big lips or only shaved or trimmed etc. Well decide to not hit it again because the pussy wasn't exactly how they like it.

Guy 1: Bro, are you going to hook up again with that hot chick from the bar last night?

Guy 2: Nah, her lips stuck out too far.

Guy 1: Man she was so hot! You need to stop being so pussy picky...

pussy picky by LeFler November 20, 2020

wavy.puck

A seggsy mutual (no homo)

He makes seggsy content like
Hey wavy.puck is a seggsy mutual

wavy.puck by Kaffee mf’s March 19, 2021