Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
by Daddy Max January 5, 2019