pooper smoocher 

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

pooper smoocher by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

pooderface by pooderman April 18, 2010

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

pooper prober by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Poopercising

to take a crap so strenuous that it feels like you just did squats for an hour.

Dude! What took you so long in the bathroom?
Sorry man, that chimichanga last night, had me poopercising.

Poopercising by BALLINACUP March 6, 2011

Pooltergeist 

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

Pooltergeist by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

Pooper Scooter 

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

Pooper Scooter by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

Poober please 

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

Poober please by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014