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A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.
Poohard by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021
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poohnami 

1. (noun)

Somebody who likes to talk proper sh*t. just diarrheaing out useless information.
all becky does is talk poohnami she is so annoying
poohnami by poohnamiprincess June 1, 2021

Poohskrt 

When a hoe, so lame and weird they callem pooh skrt.
That Ho Shakayle POOHSKRT AF.
Poohskrt by Dagoatk7 September 13, 2021

PoohMark0witz 

A young bull kinda fellow. He delivers WaWa for fun. He’s very Poohshiesty.
Yooooo PoohMark0witz
PoohMark0witz by Yosh Budussy March 24, 2022

Poohberg 

When a person births a turd pile so large that it fills the bowl so completely that a small portion is above the surface of the toilet water.
Last night we had Italian then drank A LOT and had late-night Mexican and thus morning I had a tremendous shit, so big I birthed a poohberg
Poohberg by The Fig April 3, 2022

Poohgang 

A gang made by Tre aka big puller who will pull your girl nd leave you
Did yk Poohgang jumped James?
Poohgang by Ppai April 21, 2022