The Limping pony 

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

The Limping pony by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Uber pony 

Similar meaning to uber pwnage(an awesome victory over someone or something). Can be used as a noun.

"I was ridin the Uber Pony after I thrashed him in Madden"

Uber pony by NeonKnight05 November 25, 2009

Front Pony 

front'ponie' /verb/noun

A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.

Mikey gave a front pony to Clarence and ran into the snack tray.

Front Pony by Get Seriously April 8, 2010

3 headed pony 

Something so crazy, ridiculous and completely out of the ordinary, that words can't explain it. A total freak of nature.

Did you see the face on Jimmy's new girlfriend? She's a total 3 headed pony.

3 headed pony by habeneroboy September 2, 2009

Bologna Pony 

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

Bologna Pony by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.

HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"

dog and pony show by Steve S September 14, 2005

cotton pony 

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

cotton pony by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008