Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017

political beatnik

person, particularly a reporter, that feels the need to obsess on a political issue in a superficial way while other people are trying to accomplish an important task or series of task that is, at best, tangentially related to the political issue

Hey man, that's for you political beatniks to ponder. We're a football team, man. You're asking us about middle ground, you're asking us about right or left...We are a football group. That's what you guys don't understand. We don't care, largely professionally speaking. We have personal opinions, yes.

by TheOtherMikeTomlin September 28, 2017

political hypster

A person who is trendy when it comes to being a political hypocrite.

Ronny spent months on Facebook screaming, "LOCK HER UP!" Now he's totally cool with all of the people on Trump's team who use private email. His friends aren't complaining either because they're all political hypsters - It's his team this time.

by Disposable Alias October 4, 2017

Political Retardery

The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.

He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!

by Billy Broom October 25, 2017

Politically Questionable

One who can't decide their political stance, whether they are a conservative/right wing, liberal/left wing, or a centrist/bipartisan

Little Timmy was raised in a very conservative family, but lived in a very liberal environment. As a result, he became a politically questionable person.

by McValimoMadness May 8, 2018

Political Food

Food that you consume off of personal beliefs rather than sustenance or diet.

I heard Whole Foods Sells lots of Political Food.

by Delvinacht May 10, 2018

political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018