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Phantom of the Opera

A most outstanding facial ejaculation that is sufficiently voluminous to cover at least one third of the recipient's face.
I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!
by Dev Null June 19, 2006
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phantom planet

the greatest band in the world
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
check out the latest phantom planet cd... THEY ROCK
by one ray of sunlight February 9, 2004
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Phantom

after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.

This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
Gary: You look confused, Paul.

Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
by dcm89 January 26, 2010
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Phantom

Only the biggest, baddest Broadway show EVER! PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ROCKS!!!
I got to see Phantom on Broadway for only $20!
by Hallie Corson September 24, 2004
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phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
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phantom boner

The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
by acesandiegan February 23, 2011
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phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.
I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.
by Beerczar July 22, 2017
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