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Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
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Kimpie Paarntie

A dutch word. It can be used as a swear word or a type as food.
Dont be so stupid, you dirty Kimpie Paarntie!

I ate a kimpie paarntie
by KimpiePaarntieLover March 15, 2017
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Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.
Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia
by LTDZ April 21, 2018
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Coochie paranoia

When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
by The problem_solver May 4, 2018
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google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation
fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again
by artag May 12, 2018
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Alex Parastaran

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.
I wish I was Alex Parastaran
by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019
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Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
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