Dirty paddy

The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.

The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy

by P money April 3, 2020

padi

A nigerian slang for close friend.

My Padi where you dey ? meaning my close friend where are you

by openwaters September 2, 2009

Padrick

A born'n'raised smartass with a fetish for long-distance relationships with Norwegian girls

something loveable and cute. ex: 'look mom! i got a padrick!'

by annikenw January 25, 2009

Padraigianism

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.

Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.

by iEnvy July 7, 2011

Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.

Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.

by PokeyD March 10, 2017

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

paddlepuss

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.

I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!

by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021