famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.

Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.

by jurvis December 9, 2011

track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment

shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023