Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

Edgars Mom

A mom who should go into the porn business. shes 33 years old as of november 2020, shes at least a d cup. Her ass looks like a two beach balls put together. shes supposedly married but not for long no matter how buff her husband is,(no ones bullet proof) also tell her to accept my instagram request.

Edgars Mom is my bitch
Edgars Mom rides my dick

Edgars Mom is suddenly a widow

by TTV_ChiliPepper November 24, 2020

mom logic

Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.

Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.

After I was caught smoking a cigarette, my mom cut the power to my bedroom. Total mom logic.

by Hof September 9, 2006

Mom Test

Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.

"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "

"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."

"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"

by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009

Stacy's Mom

Hot MILF. Based on the popular song by Fountains of Wayne.

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.

by Stacy February 22, 2004

Dunwoody Mom

Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.

Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes

by T4keite4sy July 12, 2009

mom jeans

jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks. Similies: upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen aacompained with front butt. Extremly high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's.

"Susie, now that youve had 10 kids, lets get you into some mom jeans.."

by hot k January 6, 2004