by thomas oconnor November 01, 2003
Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.
"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024
Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.
It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.
by Challenger45 June 30, 2024
by Idonthaveavigina December 29, 2019
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James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
by owjiefi0 October 23, 2023