neiling

To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.

I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.

by BestX August 18, 2014

neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"

person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer

by queenoffarts November 2, 2014

Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

neil fletcher

The man who invented the corn dog. Literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth

My role model is Neil fletcher

by Tyrone Cunningham December 1, 2015

neil adams

This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.

Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman

by Sherwood11 January 5, 2016

Neilson Bowl

To pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. Resulting in a massive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green.

"Did you pack a Neilson Bowl for Grant?"
"Of course, he loves them!"

by Smoove Papi September 19, 2016