I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

by honkofthehank November 29, 2012

i need healing

i term the genji uses to get mercys attention uwu

genji: i need healing
mercy: blushes o/////o

by dontevenaskplease July 2, 2019

vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.

"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012

but i need it

No

But i need it. Yes.

by but I need it May 13, 2015

needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.

Oooh! Needle candy!

by anon October 27, 2004

needlebutt

1. n - someone whose ass is so tight that you could not remove a sewing needle from it from with a pair of pliers.
2. n - in other words, a tightass.

That soccer mom is such a needlebutt.

by Jesus Hong August 24, 2006

we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.

1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.

by Al October 14, 2003