Naked sure

you're so sure about it you're willing to be stripping over it.

Bro1: THE WORLD WILL END ON DECEMBER 21st
Bro2: Are you naked sure about that?
Bro1: DAM RIGHT.
*December 22nd*
Bro1: Dammit...
*Runs around in the street naked*

by SgtFlex February 1, 2013

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

Naked-sama

The God of being naked. Worship is just the simple practice of taking all of your clothes off. Sex counts as self-sacrifice within the guidelines of the religion, which guaranties the worshiper a spot in the naked heaven.

"The path to enlightenment can only be achieved by truly getting naked with one's self." - Naked-sama

by Naked-sama October 31, 2013

naked heed

bald head

You've got a naked heed!

by toadibreed January 16, 2009

Naked Nathan

A guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on.

"Did you see that guy? He's playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!"

"Yeah, that's Naked Nathan. He does that all the time."

by shamutheawesomewhale January 11, 2010

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013

Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

by I post dumb words May 17, 2018