Naked-sama

The God of being naked. Worship is just the simple practice of taking all of your clothes off. Sex counts as self-sacrifice within the guidelines of the religion, which guaranties the worshiper a spot in the naked heaven.

"The path to enlightenment can only be achieved by truly getting naked with one's self." - Naked-sama

by Naked-sama October 31, 2013

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022