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stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
mugGet the stoned at the nail salonmug.

White nail polish

Means a girl is a absolute slut and ready for your wiener whenever
Dude 1. Well what color are her nails?
Dude 2. White nail polish
Dude 1.Oh u know what that means
by Salt_life1002 April 13, 2022
mugGet the White nail polishmug.

black nail polish

What eboys typically like to wear to complete the whole eboy look.
Jamie completed his eboy outfit by applying a layer of black nail polish on his fingernails. Even though it was neatly done, he scraped some of the polish off to get that chipped look.
by like, what the f May 16, 2021
mugGet the black nail polishmug.

green toe nails

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 3, 2017
mugGet the green toe nailsmug.

toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails
Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else
by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016
mugGet the toe nail cheesemug.

Coke nail

A nail made out of cocain. Because high people are crazy
Johnny tried to snort a coke nail, and broke his nose with a hammer
by Robertsonny August 25, 2013
mugGet the Coke nailmug.

Talking with his nails

Similar to making extreme movements with your hands and arms while talking (talking with your hands), but...

Done by a male that has girlishly long nails.
1: Dude, did you notice that he talks with his hands a lot?
2: Did you see how long his nails are? He is talking with his nails! I am afraid I might get cut.
by doesitmatter001 August 19, 2009
mugGet the Talking with his nailsmug.

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